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Friday, July 25, 2008

This Just In ...

AP: Fri. July 25 9:08 p.m. - At approximately 6:00 p.m. this evening the California Dream died from a stab wound to the heart. It is yet undetermined whether this incident was gang related. Witnesses say the Dream was just standing there, minding it's own business, when the attacker came out of nowhere dealing the fatal blow in the form of these words: "If I get this deal with the people in New York then we're probably stuck here." (Here NOT being California). Needless to say, the Dream will be sorely missed by all who knew it. Per the family's request, there will be no viewing, what is left is not fit for human eyes. Services will be invitation only at an undisclosed 'til the last minute location. In lieu of flowers, donations can be made to the Keep Tahoe Blue foundation in the name of the deceased.

5 comments:

The Stephens Family said...

Dare we pray that the deal falls through so that you can keep "California Dreamin'" ???
Lisa

DH said...

Let's see...$300k a year...J continues to stay home and raise our son...vs. just to be in California?

Maybe you can keep the dream alive that I could get this up and running so well that the residuals will be enough to warrant a move...until then I guess we can say 'Welcome to Utah...no turn around and go home!'

Was that too harsh?

The Reese Family said...

I feel for you...I'd much rather be in CA near all the awesome family & friends too! Someday...

Holt Family said...

I love your satire and wit. It made me laugh, even in these dire circomstances. Our thoughts are with CA Dreams family.

Marcy said...

bummer