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Monday, August 4, 2008

Breaking News

AP: Monday, August 4 9:23 p.m. - We interrupt this program for a breaking news report. It has just been confirmed that the California Dream has awakened from the life threatening coma induced by a surprise attack a few weeks ago. While still in critical condition the Dream will most likely be upgraded to stable condition in the not too distant future. However, it is apparent that the Dream is not quite the same as it was before the attack occurred. Though some may disagree, the change isn't for the worse by any stretch of the imagination, just different. Some might even call it compromise, which turns out to be extremely acceptable to all involved. As our insider has informed us, the New York guys are reaching their tentacles all the way to the southern Pacific Coast. Once the Mountain West has been tamed and all replacement players are in position, the entrepreneurial wagon train will be heading West, young man!

And now back to our regularly scheduled program ...

1 comment:

Darren said...

Katie 'Nobody likes me for my reporting, just for my legs' Couric reporting..."Just a clarification folks...as previously reported, The Pacific Coast further means the greater San Diego area...which means...golf mecca for Mr. and Mrs. Shanks...La Costa, Aviara, Torrey Pines, Pelican Hill up the road in Newport....so the real sales job to get an office there commences with the boys in New York...updates I'm sure are forthcoming...